Gibberish in Prayer

Once, together with a friend, we created a long prayer aimed at freeing ourselves from patterns of unconsciousness. The effect came quickly, because within a few hours, as part of so-called emotional or energetic release reactions, I drove unconsciously the wrong way down a one-way street, only wondering why other drivers were honking at me. At the same time, my friend almost cut off her finger while acting unconsciously.

The prayer itself was logical and spoken consciously, but it attracted mental confusion and some old tendencies toward unconscious behavior.

Gibberish in prayer has somewhat different sources and may result from several different entanglements.

A clairvoyant acquaintance claims that people with Down syndrome do not have the seventh chakra, the so-called “crown chakra.” It is possible that this applies to most similar cases. Such individuals may have difficulties with logical thinking or speech, also due to a differently shaped or attached tongue in the mouth. It is possible that the absence of the seventh chakra serves as protection, so that their prayers, if they reached God, would not cause harm if manifested in the material world.

Personally, I prefer morning prayers, including working with intentions, when the mind is fresh and able to express every thought clearly. After a day full of physical or intellectual effort, many people sometimes find it difficult to tell God what they truly want. Prayers may then become incoherent or rambling.

A particular type of gibberish consists of prayers that are off-topic and prayers directed to deities.

Very few people understand that prayers directed to God should contain only the word “God” and relate directly to the issue or topic brought before Him. Therefore, prayers addressed to God that are actually directed toward a person depicted in a painting can be considered gibberish. Another form of prayerful gibberish or mistake is the glorification of a person portrayed in an image — praising their beauty, intelligence, achievements, or the clothing worn while posing for the painter.

An example of such prayer gibberish is undoubtedly praying to someone’s portrait during one’s own or another person’s serious hardships. Suppose someone suffers from financial shortage or chronic illness. Prayers should refer to the issue and broadly describe what is happening and what expectations are connected to it. Meanwhile, in many religious cultures, prayers addressed to figures portrayed in images are promoted — praising them for various reasons, accompanied by hope that this figure might someday mention the petitioner’s troubles to God.

Rambling prayers for healing or financial improvement often look like this:

“You from the portrait…
Oh, how nice you are, how good you are to me and to others.
You have beautiful shoes and well-pressed trousers.
Please talk to God about my case someday.

P.S.
I really like your makeup.”

Opublikowano: 05/02/2026
Autor: Sławomir Majda
Kateogrie: Prayer techniques

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