Murphy’s Laws in a Different Light

Below is the English translation (faithful, without adding opinions):

in an alternative interpretation by Sławomir Majda

I have forgiven myself that in my life I was very willing to realize certain threads of the myth of Sisyphus. I have forgiven myself that, like the Greek Sisyphus rolling his boulder, I pushed my life uphill, and everything I touched turned to nothing.

I have forgiven myself my ineffectiveness and lack of ability for constructive, creative action. I have forgiven myself that when I wanted to do something well, it turned out as it always did.

I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that if something can go wrong, it certainly will.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that everything that begins well ends badly.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that everything that begins badly ends even worse.

I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that if something seems easy and simple, it is difficult and impossible.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that stagnation and standstill tend to increase.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that every positive solution creates new problems.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that nature is always on the side of hidden flaws.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that God eagerly supports my suffering.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that bad news comes quickly and good news must always be waited for.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that tomorrow and the future will be much worse than today.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that everything goes wrong at once.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that misfortunes come in pairs.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that the feeling of being well, healthy, and happy will quickly pass.

I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that if everything is going well, something will soon fail and my world will collapse.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that most things steadily deteriorate.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that sooner or later the worst possible combination of circumstances must occur.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that I must constantly plan and live in preparation for the worst possible scenario.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that before improvement comes, things must first get worse.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that everything I say and do will be interpreted by others in a way completely opposite to my intentions.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that everything that goes wrong appears as if it is going well.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that all efforts to realize my plans will come to nothing.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that in my life I cannot win in any way.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that my actions and achievements are a tale told by an idiot.

I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that I receive most often what I need the least and what is harmful and clearly bad for me.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that no matter which path I choose, it is always uphill.
I am grateful to You, God, that You have made me and my Soul free from the belief that positive expectations produce negative outcomes.

Opublikowano: 02/04/2026
Autor: Sławomir Majda
Kateogrie: Suffering of Body and Soul - Transfigurers of Suffering. Liberating Prayers.

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